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Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Skills? You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

What are you drawing?
A liger.
What's a liger?
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Give me some of your tots!
No, go find your own.
Come on, give me some of your tots.
No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

"Son, I'm not going to lie to ya. You're as dumb as a mule & twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride- I say take it!" -Grandpa Simpson

For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny!

You better watch who your calling a child louis, because if I'm a child you know what that makes you? A Paedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert !

Come, ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!

Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a lower-middle class Irish family.

You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.

"Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry!"

"I should kill everyone here."

"Extra medication for ALL"

"There are more people on drugs these days."

"If you're a fat bastard, fine be a fat bastard. If your a skinny, dumb person with a thyroid problem, fine be a twig!"


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		Napoleon Dynamite Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Skills? You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff. What are you drawing? A liger. What's a liger? It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. Give me some of your tots! No, go find your own. Come on, give me some of your tots. No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today. Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!						Simpsons "Son, I'm not going to lie to ya. You're as dumb as a mule & twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride- I say take it!" -Grandpa Simpson Family Guy For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny! You better watch who your calling a child louis, because if I'm a child you know what that makes you? A Paedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert ! Come, ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me! Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a lower-middle class Irish family. You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.





								Foamy "Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry!" "I should kill everyone here." "Extra medication for ALL" "There are more people on drugs these days." "If you're a fat bastard, fine be a fat bastard. If your a skinny, dumb person with a thyroid problem, fine be a twig!"